We Are Going to Outlaw Women's Boxing

We are going to outlaw women’s boxing.

Modern Liberal Barbarism

Why? Because it’s disgusting and if you like that 1. There’s something deeply wrong with you and 2. Enjoy it while you can because when we gain power we are going to lock you in the stocks and throw tomatoes at you. And not only that, but we are going to teach our children to look back on this aberration in history with horror, much like we do today with gladiators and dog fighting.

Except worse. Because everyone knows gladiators are cool and have aura. There’s real stakes involved, and men actually are meant to fight and be in the arena in some way. And at least dogs aren’t human, so it’s not as bad to mistreat them.

But women? What could possibly be more barbaric than cheering a woman getting punched in the face? We think we’re so moral and enlightened today, but a culture that allows women to bloody themselves pretending to be good at boxing is not laudable, but despicable, contemptible, and pathetic. Obviously

Blessing or Curse of Liberty?

Now, some might protest our attempt to outlaw women’s boxing and call it an infringement upon one of the “Blessings of Liberty.”1 They will say that you have a right to do whatever you want so long as you’re not hurting anyone else or infringing on their rights.

Except here you’re literally hurting someone else, and you’re infringing on a woman’s natural right to never get punched in the face, as well as all of our rights not to see women get punched in the face or even think about such a horrible thing.

If your principle of “Liberty” results in women’s boxing, of what use was the principle? If your civilization celebrates women’s boxing, why should it not be destroyed?

I want the liberty to walk outside, close my eyes and breathe deeply as my pretty wife comes up behind me and hugs me, inhaling the smell of dandelions, basking in the sun and in the freedom I have to raise my daughter (eating cookie dough inside) in a world where such filth as women’s boxing no longer exists to haunt her psyche and make her sad.

I want the liberty of seeing my enemies, those who support women’s boxing, defeated and utterly crushed, their degenerate appetites vanquished from the public square by a masculine triumph of good over evil.

I want the liberty to live in a culture that recognizes it’s a delusion that women could ever be good at boxing,2 because a culture that does not recognize that will have delusional women who suck at being women, and disgusting men who suck at being men.

True vs. False Natural Rights

Natural rights are those rights that supposedly exist in nature and support human flourishing and the achievement of our ends. That’s why they’re called natural – because they exist in nature and are fitting to our nature.

But women do not have a right to box in nature, nor men to watch women box. And women cannot box – they are not good at it, and it is not good for them. Ever, with no exceptions. There is no woman good at boxing – That’s why it’s called women’s boxing. And there is no woman who benefits by punching things – of what use would it be to get better at something you will never be good at and goes against your nature?

Conservatives will say that men and women are different, and then balk at outlawing women’s boxing, because Conservatives are Losers. They do not have the courage to protect women, because Conservativism long ago caved into Feminism.

But we are not conservatives, because we are not trying to conserve our current evil culture. Women’s boxing is an abuse of women. It’s a spectacle put on for the pleasure of degenerate men and the enrichment of evil men.3

The Arc of History

Women are not supposed to fight, they are supposed to be nice and bake cookies. Everyone knows this – would you rather your mom gave you a cookie or punched you in the face?

Exactly.

Women are meant to bring joy, not to be used as instruments of our amusement or gain. If you disagree, well, then you’re an evil feminist.

So we are going to outlaw women’s boxing. Who’s gonna stop us? Women?4 The men who watch?5

No, no one is going to stop us, because our enemies are weak and degenerate. If they try, we just have to have the courage to do to them what they enjoy watching done to women.

Letting women punch each other in the face on camera for a bunch of low class degenerate male spectators is not gonna happen when we restore the patriarchy.

We have too long let women hurt themselves.

The arc of history may be long, but the arc of Feminism will be short, and it will bend towards outlawing women’s boxing.